why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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