she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I have fence marks all over my body
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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