I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
this boner is exhausting
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
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