She's JV to your varsity
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
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He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
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sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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