There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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