Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
you would pick up someone in the library
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
She bit a glass in half.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I'm having to shit out rocks
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