i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
My vagina just clenched in fear
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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