you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I'm too high and old for this...
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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