Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Of course I have a pirate flag
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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