I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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