Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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