yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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