You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
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Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
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You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Rumble strips road head = magical
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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