I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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