My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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