How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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