the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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