The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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