i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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