I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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