My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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