I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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