Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
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i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
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Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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