i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
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Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
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im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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