Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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