Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
His nipple licking is glorious
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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