Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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