I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
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What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
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He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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