Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
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I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
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I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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