No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
True college students do jello shots in the library
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize