At least make sure they are 18
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She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
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Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
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Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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