Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
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Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
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HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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