I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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