My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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