is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
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I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
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By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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