Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
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$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
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i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I need to sanitize my soul.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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