just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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