R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
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I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
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Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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