my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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