Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
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