Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
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i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
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Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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