3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Randomize
