Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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