There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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