Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
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Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
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he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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