I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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