If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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