There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Mom said you looked used
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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