I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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