carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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