She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
It's Friday. Sex?
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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