all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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