i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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