At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
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He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
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I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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