there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
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he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
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Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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